Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
