In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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