mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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