so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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