Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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