I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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