Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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