what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
