This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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