Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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