her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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