sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
