nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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