he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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