You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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