Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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