Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Text me some of your sweat
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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