Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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