1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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