"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she peed on how many people?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
