i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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