So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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