i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
