That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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