We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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