Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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