so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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