Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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