: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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