You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
