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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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