tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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