bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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