An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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