How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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