why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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