What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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