i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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