Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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