the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
only if we run a train.
done.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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