i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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