Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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