Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My dad just said "fuck circus"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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