ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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