is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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