i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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