when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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