O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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