3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
You work out of a Hotel?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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