Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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